11305-7 Rocky Ln, Lakeside CA 92040 | $1,140,000

Variance granted Detached. TWO HOMES. FIVE ACRES. ZERO EXCUSES. Let's skip the small talk. You want a deal that makes your accountant cry happy tears? A setup so rare your real estate agent will text their whole group chat about it? Five acres in Lakeside with TWO fully remodeled homes on a single parcel? Yeah. This is that listing. Here's what you need to understand before someone smarter than you scoops this up: The seller is a LICENSED GENERAL CONTRACTOR. Let that sink in. This isn't some weekend warrior with a YouTube tutorial and a prayer. This is someone who does this professionally — and then did it on their own property. Every cut, every finish, every detail. Built to impress themselves. That's a different level of done-right. Unit 1 is a tight, efficient 2 bed / 2 bath at ~650 sq ft. Lock-and-leave energy. Guest quarters. Rental income waiting to happen. Put your in-laws in here and still enjoy Thanksgiving. Unit 2 is the main event. 3 bed / 2 bath, ~1,300 sq ft of completely redone living space. This is where the primary household lives like they made excellent life decisions — because they did. Five bedrooms. Four bathrooms. TWO separate septic tanks. Two separate driveways, so nobody's doing the awkward shuffle past each other's front door at 7 AM. Oh, and solar. Because your electric bill should be a punchline, not a panic attack. The five acres? That's not a yard. That's a kingdom. Space to breathe, expand, exist without your neighbor knowing your business.